Texts from 2Fort

Here is the first one! 

Here is your reminder that Tumblr user diobrandomustdie is amazing, as they have made this for us.

Here is the first one! 

Here is your reminder that Tumblr user diobrandomustdie is amazing, as they have made this for us.


(845):
It’s like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.

Another by our buddy fishermod!

(856):
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I’ve come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true

Submission by fishermod! Thanks, buddy!

 (440):The ticket read “Found nude in a tree”

Submission by Anon, image by antiantikitsch! Thanks, friends!

 (440):The ticket read “Found nude in a tree”

Submission by Anon, image by antiantikitsch! Thanks, friends!


(760): Oh btw I learned how to say “my penis is a flamethrower” in German. Tonights gonna be fun

Submission by Anon, image by antiantikitsch! Thanks, friends!

(845):
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.


(It’s even funnier when you think of this line.)


(323):

IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.

Two alternate submissions by our buddy thecodemonkey! Thanks!

(845):
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.

Another submission by our new buddy thecodemonkey! Thanks!

(513):Fuck you, I’m yelling at a mountain right now

Submission by izzybutt, image by thecodemonkey! Thanks, friends!

(513):

Fuck you, I’m yelling at a mountain right now

Submission by izzybutt, image by thecodemonkey! Thanks, friends!

(606): I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Anonymous

(915):Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Anonymous

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(Another old one, sorry for the delay! Part 2 of this post, maybe?)

(320): A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Anonymous

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(Sorry for using this panel twice, it was just too perfect to pass up.)

I REQUIRE ASSISTANCE /medic voice

If you have Photoshop and/or an image macro maker, we need your help!

Could you please reply to this post if you’d like to help attach a few texts to images?

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