Texts from 2Fort
(919): 
I mean… It’s a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I’m helping them both
(847): 
Let’s just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
(402): 
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv….evidently it was videotaped.
(910): 
I’m not 100% on this, but I’m pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
(914): 
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
(603): 
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
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(608): 
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
(479): 
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
(217): 
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society’s end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
(510): 
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Yeah, wouldn’t want to get in trouble or anything Miss Pauling…

So that’s an arrest warrant for: gardening without a license, dueling on private property without permission, vandalism, theft, and high treason.
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Another crossover post with outofcontextdnd!

So that’s an arrest warrant for: gardening without a license, dueling on private property without permission, vandalism, theft, and high treason.

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Another crossover post with outofcontextdnd!


So this ghosts unfinished business is proving himself nerdlord supreme for all time
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Decided to do something a little different and use outofcontextdnd as a source for a bit, in-between searching for texts. Lemme know if you folks like it!

So this ghosts unfinished business is proving himself nerdlord supreme for all time

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Decided to do something a little different and use outofcontextdnd as a source for a bit, in-between searching for texts. Lemme know if you folks like it!