Texts from 2Fort
(608): 
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
(479): 
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
(217): 
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society’s end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
(510): 
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Yeah, wouldn’t want to get in trouble or anything Miss Pauling…

So that’s an arrest warrant for: gardening without a license, dueling on private property without permission, vandalism, theft, and high treason.
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Another crossover post with outofcontextdnd!

So that’s an arrest warrant for: gardening without a license, dueling on private property without permission, vandalism, theft, and high treason.

-Original post here

Another crossover post with outofcontextdnd!


So this ghosts unfinished business is proving himself nerdlord supreme for all time
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Decided to do something a little different and use outofcontextdnd as a source for a bit, in-between searching for texts. Lemme know if you folks like it!

So this ghosts unfinished business is proving himself nerdlord supreme for all time

-Original post here

Decided to do something a little different and use outofcontextdnd as a source for a bit, in-between searching for texts. Lemme know if you folks like it!

Announcements
  1. Submissions should be open again, even though I am waiting on two more submissions from one of our other guest editors.
  2. One of my dreams for this blog is to have someone read a bunch of their favorite submissions in the characters’ voices. If you want to do that, please submit it to us! We’d love to hear it.

Here is the first one! 

Here is your reminder that Tumblr user diobrandomustdie is amazing, as they have made this for us.

Here is the first one! 

Here is your reminder that Tumblr user diobrandomustdie is amazing, as they have made this for us.


(845):
It’s like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.

Another by our buddy fishermod!

(856):
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I’ve come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true

Submission by fishermod! Thanks, buddy!

 (440):The ticket read “Found nude in a tree”

Submission by Anon, image by antiantikitsch! Thanks, friends!

 (440):The ticket read “Found nude in a tree”

Submission by Anon, image by antiantikitsch! Thanks, friends!